If you’re a fan of ‘80s pop, you’ll know Our House by Madness (it’s spectacular in much the same way that Total Eclipse of the Heart is also spectacular).
The Madness lads act out the lyrics around a big old Victorian house while glorious pop kicks in.
The ‘80s. What a time.
Anyway. It’s an epic tune for a house-buying playlist.
But long before you fire up your celebratory playlist (other tune suggestions include Take Me Home, Country Road and a bit of Bon Jovi) you’re going to have to actually do the hard bit: getting a mortgage.
So how do you go about getting a mortgage? Well, if you’re in Dublin, you’ll probably look at house prices, cry a bit and give in to the inevitability of having to live out of your parent’s gaff for the next decade.
For everyone else? Follow along.
Central Bank rules require that first-time buyers save a deposit of 10 percent of the cost of the house. It’s a big chunk of change and it’s the hardest part about getting a house.
It’s gonna be rough. You’ll get a lot of advice about giving up takeaway coffee and bringing lunch to work. You should do that. And all the rest. Essentially, accept that saving is your lifestyle now. Depending on how quickly you want to save all those gs, you’ll probably have to give up everything fun for a solid year or two.
You may have to move back to your childhood bedroom and feel increasing amounts of weird whenever your partner stays over as Fred, your mangled teddy of yore, eyes you from the top of your wardrobe.
How could you abandon poor Fred? He’s seen things. Knows things.
Being serious for a sec: saving for a deposit is hard. It’s going to be one of the hardest things you’ll do, but it’ll be so, so worth it. Set a budget (make sure it’s at least semi-realistic) and stick to it.
There’s nothing else to this step beyond a slog and many nights spent sat in watching Googlebox with your folks.
Once your deposit is starting to make tracks, it’s time to get realistic and find out what you can actually afford.
The banks usually have two calculators to help you work this out: a mortgage affordability calculator (how much the bank will lend you) and a repayment calculator.
Your mortgage affordability works off a fairly simple sum: your income x 3.5. In very rough maths, let’s say you and your partner make a combined salary of €100,000. Your affordability will be €350,000.
The repayment calculations are a bit more complicated as they’ll take into account interest rates and things like that, but give it a Google and have a whirl online.
It’s also a good idea to pop into a lender or mortgage broker to have a chat. Don’t worry: you won’t have to sell your soul to a lifetime of debt. At least not yet.
That comes later. 🙂
Now you’re properly into the swing of it, it’s time to get your bits in order. Most of the banks will require similar documents: proof of income, proof of address, tax documents – that kind of thing.
Check your lender’s website so you know what you need. If you’re reading this and you’re very early into the process, it’s a good idea to start paying your rent and any outgoings by direct debit so that you’ve got a clear paper trail of incomings and outgoings.
If you have a loan, you’ll probably want to pay that off first – though it actually works in your favour as it proves you’re reliable.
This is the part where it starts to get fun and/or terrible depending on your expectations. If you’re planning on buying a gorgeous gaff on a small enough mortgage, you may have to move to Leitrim.
You’ll get a stunning house for two hundred grand, but you’ll be in Leitrim. Swings and roundabouts.
Daft.ie is always a good shout, as is the Property Price Register, which lists the sale price of houses in the last few years. You can get a good idea as to where is realistic for your budget.
At this point, you may have to get your ma to say a prayer to St. Anthony to find your lost hope.
Another good tip is to sign up to estate agents directly, as you’ll get first dibs on news on new builds or homes coming to the market. It’s a reactive market, so be prepared to move fast. (It’s why getting Approval in Principle is so important.)
Approval in Principle essentially is ‘pre-approval’. It’s like your bank saying, “yes, we will give you a mortgage for a specific amount under your current circumstances, but only within a certain amount of time.”
Around now, you’ll want to find a solicitor who’ll deal with the conveyancing – the legal-y bit of transferring ownership of a property. As soon as you make an offer and it’s been accepted (you’d be surprised by how fast that part happens), the seller will want your solicitor’s information, so have that in your back pocket ready to go.
But don’t get carried away. Your offer should be subject to contract and survey: your solicitor will need to check that everything works out legally, while you’ll need to hire a surveyor to make sure the house doesn’t have any structural skeletons.
In short: check everything and make sure you know what you’re getting for the sale. And don’t be afraid to have a poke around the neighbourhood or to talk to the neighbours. The last thing you want to do is to move into a nice house only to find out that a gang of feral children descend on the area once a week, carrying shotguns and wearing masks like something out of The Purge.
Once you go ‘sale agreed’, you’ll usually be required to pay a booking deposit, though it’s refundable up until the contracts are exchanged.
Around about now, it’s a good idea to sort your Mortgage Protection. Your friendly neighbourhood broker (me, I mean me) can sort that for you by comparing all the insurers and finding the best deal for you.
You can go with your bank but that’s usually not a good idea; it’ll usually cost you more in the long run.
If you’re buying a new build (lucky sod; there’ll be no taffeta monstrosities for you to re-decorate), make sure you double-check everything and start a snag list (preferably with help from an architect or engineer).
You’ll give the snag list to the builder who’ll sort it.
Once the offer has been accepted, you’ll get mortgage approval. Presuming everything is grand with the surveyor’s report and there have been no major malfunctions, you’ll sign the contract and pay the deposit.
You’ll finalise your Mortgage Protection and home insurance and pay stamp duty on the value of the property.
Once the paperwork is signed off, you’ll collect your keys and get cracking towards moving in.
And then you’ll merrily move into a lifetime of debt owed to the banks.
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